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Hi, I'm Justine. HSSenior. ATX.

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

(Source: musical-ofethics, via atheistblowjob)

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss, via atheistblowjob)

i-am-in-your-fandom:

tvgropes:

the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects

AMEN

(Source: todoyurika, via atheistblowjob)

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via atheistblowjob)

idolakihito:

"How’s that essay going?"

image

(Source: ryukovevo, via atheistblowjob)

thefatgirlblog:

Could really do with a few more to follow!

(Source: christoph-rawrcore, via lesbimermaids)

sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

(Source: portablemiah, via thefuuuucomics)